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Title: Hopeless Romantic seeks companion...
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Who I Am:
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Hello ladies! Here's what you get in this special limited time offer, and if you respond within the next thirty minutes you get a special secret bonus valued at $19.95!: - an attractive (so i've been told) "thirty-something" male - appearance: 5'10 tall; 175 lbs; medium build; dark hair; dark brown eyes - currently reside in saint paul, mn - college graduate - professional employment - hopeless romantic - old school values and manners - BUT an open-minded, compassionate, liberal - non-smoker, social drinker - sarcastic sense of humor w/an appetite for quick wit & satire - all of this and much, much more!!! if you think you've got what it takes, you can change your life right now by responding to this limited time offer... Please include $6.95 for Shipping and vigorous handling (and sometimes fondling)... Sorry, no C.O.D.'s Hurry, supplies are limited and this offer won't last long.
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I'm Looking for:
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i would just like to find that one special woman to spend time with doing whatever our imagination takes us. she should have well-rounded interests, have a fondness for trivia, politics, garage sales & flea markets and if she likes the simpsons that's a big plus!. And: in my spare time depending on the weather, i like to play tennis and golf, i'd like to get some roller blades this summer too. i also play softball and sand volleyball in leagues usually, and i like to go out for a beer occassionally and throw some darts or play pool. i love movies and theater, but, i'm a tough critic, since i was once a theater major in college myself.
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