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Title: Chubby teddy bear ISO fun female
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Who I Am:
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What's not to love? I'm loyal, loving, honest, sincere, funny, etc. out the wazoo. It's all good. Sure I have a dark side. Who doesn't? But I'm content with intergalactic conquest. I find it quite fulfilling and as soon as I figure out warp drives -watch out!
In the meantime I primarily focus on my church -no, I'm not a holy roller. My church is Verrry different (it would have to be, I helped found it). It's an interfaith sanctuary of earth religion. What this all boils down to is that any earth-based or earth-friendly religion is welcome. It's our job to provide a place of refuge where people with different beliefs can feel free to worship in safety and acceptance. It also seems to work like a really good coffehouse. People can compare their beliefs and philosophies with each other in a place without antagonism. Hopefully they learn something and grow. At least that's the idea.
In any case it's really cool and has pretty much become the center of this thing we call a life. At least mine, anyway.
BTW, yes I'm big. If that offends your delicate sensibilities then beat it! That's not really going to change and I've got better things to do than be miserable about it.
I guess you could describe me as a strangely appealing mixture of Hillbilly/Philosopher/Hippyfreak. And yes, I'm dangerous. But I'm also housebroken and don't bite the mailman.
If this rambling but humorous profile has been at all entertaining then let me be the first to congratulate you. You may be capable of surviving in my life.
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I'm Looking for:
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Legs up to about....there! Nice caboose. Tight little package. A slightly kinky streak and a predilection for hose and/or corsets is a plus.
Beyond that (which I think EVERY man really wants) I would like her to be honest, loyal, fun AND funny (I know, it's a lot to ask). Intelligence, an ability to persevere and a nice stubborn streak would be good too.
If you have all of these and think you're woman enough for the challenge then get in touch.
And just so we're clear. I'm looking for someone to date. Hopefully with a future in mind. This means that if you're not from my country or more specifically within about 200 miles there probably isn't much chance that anything is going to happen. I am poor. I can not afford extensive travel.
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