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Title: Warning/// U might fall in love
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Who I Am:
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THE NAME : ZAK
Let me introduce myself
I'm a short both in-shape and between my legs, fairly repulsive single uninteresting male, 4 feet 11”, 350 pounds, 4 “ inches c.. (yeah,if am lucky and Mr. Viagra is helping) ,black hair and eyes, 32 years old in age and 3.2 years old in brains..
I am a very lazy, stupid, clumsy, cheap and am pretty sure I’m the ugliest man you have ever seen. I have a good job (Baby Sitter), live with mom and dad, and have a car that I am pretty sure it will crack soon.
My last relationship ended 60 million years ago when my dinosaur girlfriend named “DINASAURA” when she was eaten by a T-REX “God rest her soul” …………and it still hurt and I have not had the courage to try again since.
Now I am putting my cards on the table again because I believe that living without a soul mate is ........GREAT. lol
I am not here to burn phases in getting to know you more, this time I will take it one step at a time. And I am sure nobody can compete with my DINASAURA (well she was 20,000* size D)
But enough about me, let’s talk about hmmm me:
I'm brainless, dull, loser, slow, passive, ordinary, closed-minded, pessimistic, pretend to listen to you when I am really thinking “what’s for dinner”
I play video games all day, take showers on national holidays, but I'm new to the online dating world and would love to meet an, exciting females who can make me take showers and clean my teeth on monthly basis.
My favorites movies are :Gone with the wind, Titanic, love story…Who am I kidding:
Spiderman, batman, terminator, x-men, Rambo, star wars and the lion king.
So, If you’re interested in a relationship with a funny, creative and successful guy who will do his best to find a way to make you smile and laugh everyday: look elsewhere haha
P.S. I will only respond to woman who send me FLOWERS HAHA
HEY, I m here for a laugh and make others laugh
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I'm Looking for:
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a fun time and a laugh like everyone else
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