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Title: Last of the Lone Knights!
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Who I Am:
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Oh man! I hate doing this! Well, if I must! Do you know Brad Pitt? Well forget him, because I don't look anything like him! I am tall at around 6' 3" and would love to find a tall woman (but it has never been a prerequisite) so if you are at least 4' 11" on up you have a shot! I have longish blondish hair, brownish well-trimmed beard, greenish eyes, and a rugged build! Let me explain a rugged build: I have been told that I look like a cross between a Viking, a Pro-wrestler, and a Harley rider? Now I haven’t pillaged a village or wrestled anyone (well, not like you would see on network TV anyway!) nor have I ridden a motorcycle in a long time either. But looks can be deceiving, as I have also been told that I am a big teddy bear and a prince amongst men! Please keep it to yourself; I don’t want to screw up my tough guy image! I am a contradiction on most every level if you try and pigeon hole me based on my appearance, or just about anything else about me? I have never fit into anyone’s idea of a “mold” for a male! I am absolutely as un-typical a male as you will ever meet! So if this intrigues you, and hopefully you haven’t gone screaming or laughing into the night, drop me a line and we can see if and where any of this will lead us?
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I'm Looking for:
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As I said before, tall (the taller the better) would be a real plus, but again, it is not a necessity as I base what I am looking for on more than height, so like I said above, if you are 4'11" or taller you have a shot! You would have to be beautiful inside as well as outside, and this would have to be my call as to what I consider beautiful. Eyes that could melt what little soul I have left, and eyes that I could get lost in forever. Oh yea! You would have to have a sense of humor! A big sense of humor! Have you seen my picture yet? I could go on and on about what I am looking for, but I think this is enough to start with. Now for the hard questions! Do you have too much drama in your life? Is your life more like a Steven King novel than not? Do you hear voices in your head, lots of voices in your head? Are you looking for that perfect guy that will cause great bodily harm for no apparent reason to your ex-paramour just because you tell him to???? Well if you answer, “YES” to any or all of the questions above… then you are looking at the wrong profile!!!! If you need these things in your life find someone else… I don’t need head games, and I don’t play head games!!! Now, if you answered “NO” to all of the above? Praise be to the gods of Internet dating, you are whom my quest has been for! Drop me a line somehow and we can talk in more detail and eventually see where this goes from here?
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