News flash: Booty Pirate reported loose an off the chain. Last seen lurkin around lookin for "treasure" to pilfer. In a recent incounter it was reported by an eyewitness--"Happened right there in the front yard,me and my gal was trimin the hedge when I looked up and there he was, talkin to her right there on the bermuda grass. Now she won't ever let me look at her "treasure". Says only the likes of that scalliwag Pirate can appreciate its value." In a recent statment local authorities advised all involved men to lock down there women, and for single women to just "control there urges" until some lucky lady gets this Booty Pirate back on the chain.
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